Home  >>  Funny Jokes  >>  Stiff at last

Stiff at last

Posted: 8/12/2008 12:00:00 AM
 
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads

"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"
Views10,515
Comments
0
Tags: 
Share Funny Joke
Funny Joke Comments