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Posted: 8/12/2008 12:00:00 AM
 
A husband was in big trouble after forgetting his wedding anniversary.

His wife scathingly told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday
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