The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldnt commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, eachof the grooms buddies received the following note:
WE DIDNT MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY
A MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY, IM GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE CONDOM!