A guy steps into an elevator and theres an attractive woman in
it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, Im so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope youll be able to forgive me."
She looks at him a few seconds and says, "Thats all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, Im in room 204."