Posted: 3/31/2008 12:00:00 AM
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick, and one with a nine foot dick.
The guy with the rubber dick couldnt have sex because it wasnt hard. The guy with the wooden dick couldnt have sex because the other person would get splinters.
Finally, the third guy with a nine foot dick says, "See that girl over there? Bam. Got her."