Posted: 9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?
Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose.
Wow, what does it look like after sex?
Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?