Smartass Record Store Employee
Posted: 3/26/2015 12:29:28 PM
A lady walks into the local record store.
"Do you have Jingle Bells on the old 12 inch vinyl" she asks. "No, but I've got dangling balls and a 7-inch," says the smartass behind the counter.
The lady thinks for a second. "Is that a record?"
He responds, "I think so. I'm only 14."