Broccoli
A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, Sorry, theres no broccoli.
So the man asked for a meat pie and broccoli. The waiter said, "There is no broccoli."
So he asked for a meat pie, chips, and broccoli. The waiter replied, Spell cat, as in catastrophe.
C-A-T, the man answered.
The waiter then asked, Spell dog as in dogmatic.
The man said D-O-G.
Now spell fuck, as in broccoli, the waiter said.
The man yelled THERES NO FUCK IN BROCCOLI!
The waiter laughed, EXACTLY!!"
