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Broccoli

A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, Sorry, theres no broccoli.

So the man asked for a meat pie and broccoli. The waiter said, "There is no broccoli."

So he asked for a meat pie, chips, and broccoli. The waiter replied, Spell cat, as in catastrophe.

C-A-T, the man answered.

The waiter then asked, Spell dog as in dogmatic.

The man said D-O-G.

Now spell fuck, as in broccoli, the waiter said.

The man yelled THERES NO FUCK IN BROCCOLI!

The waiter laughed, EXACTLY!!"
Date12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM
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