Using Ebola To Your Advantage

Posted: 10/15/2014 9:00:37 AM
I went to the beach and it was packed. Then I noticed a tall black guy walking among the crowds, selling his African trinkets and carved wood.

I went up to him and asked for his help. "My wife's here somewhere. If you find her I'll give you $500. Just shout loud for her while you walk."

"$500? Okay, what is her name?" he asked.

"It's Ivy", I replied. "Ivy Bowler".

After he started shouting I got a spot all to myself!

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