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30 Funny Pick Up Lines That Probably Won't Get You Laid

Posted: 8/23/2014 1:54:00 PM
 
1.) You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies.

2.) My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

3.) If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the shit.

4.) Are you a terrorist? Cause you're da bomb!

5.) I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

6.) Your eyes are blue like the ocean, and I'm lost at sea.

7.) Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out.

8.) I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

9.) I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.

10.) Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

11.) I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

12.) Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

13.) I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

14.) I'm a hurdle, do you want to jump me?

15.) I lost my teddy bear, can I cuddle with you?

16.) Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.

17.) Did you just fart? Cause your blowing me away.

18.) If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

19.) Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

20.) If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!

21.) Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?

22.) Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print!

23.) If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

24.) I don't need twitter, I'm already following you.

25.) Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.

26.) Somebody call the cops, because its got to be illegal to look that good!

27.) I'm a man! You're a woman! You do the math.

28.) I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

29.) Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.

30.) There are 206 bones in the human body. Want another one?
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