Posted: 11/18/2005 12:00:00 AM
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister., "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "its not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Joanna., "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"