A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he noticed that something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and there was no response from his pilot.
The blind man felt around for the radio, then called the radio tower in a panic, "Help! Help!"
The tower quickly responded and asked, "Whats the problem?"
The blind man yelled frantically, "Help me! Im blind... the pilot is dead, and were flying upside down!"
The tower acknowledged the man and asked calmly, "Sir, how do you know youre upside down?"
Replied the blind man, "Because the shit is runnin down my back!"