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New Englanders

Posted: 9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM
 
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars wont start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
Moosehead Lakes water gets thicker.

20 above zero:
NYers don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, woolhats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die...
New Englanders close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in New England get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they cant start the kah.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying...Cold nuffor ya?

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Red Sox win World Series
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