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Male and Female Prayers

Posted: 9/22/2005 10:19:00 AM
 
FEMALE PRAYER
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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, whos not a creep,
One whos handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One wholl call, not wait for weeks.
I pray hes gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man wholl make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER
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I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesnt rhyme and I dont care.
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