Dirty One Liner Jokes - Part 2

Posted: 11/9/2013 11:50:27 AM
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

Q: What did the penis say to the vagina?
A: Don't make me cum in there.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Q: What do you call ball's on your chin?
A: A dick in your mouth!

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
A: He joined the que que que.

Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A: A tearjerker.

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: Why are YOU shaking?

Q: Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader?
A: They both suck for four quarters.

Q: What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off

Q:Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
A:The grass tickles their balls

Q: How do you rape a camel?
A: One hump at a time.

Q: What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a pool?
A: Vegetable soup.

Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.

Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!

Q: What do you call a Spanish chick with no legs?
A: Cuntswaylow

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

Q: What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist?
A: One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.

Q: What is the leading cause in death with lesbians?
A: Hairballs.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

Q: Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?
A: He got behind in his work.

Q: What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
A: a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!

Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: What's the difference between a redneck and poor white trash?
A: a redneck will knock his sister up; poor white trash will marry her.

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

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