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Ashes To Ashes

This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them...

"You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."

"You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."

Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."
Date3/23/2013 11:00:28 AM
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Tags:  Dirty  Husband  Wife  Ashes  Dead  Death 
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