Blonde Joke One Liners

Posted: 3/16/2013 11:15:16 AM
 
Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A. A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q. Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Q. If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A. The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q. What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A. Her IQ goes up!

Q. What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A. A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

Q. What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A. Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.

Q. What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A. If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Q. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A. Change.

Q. How does a blonde moon walk?
A. She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

Q. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A. Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.

Q. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A. Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q. What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A. "Nice tits!"

Q. How does a blonde high-5?
A. She smacks herself in the forehead.

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

Q. What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A. The Air Pump!

Q. Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A. She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

Q. How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A. Flattered.

Q. Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A. They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A. Last year's hide and seek champ.
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