Posted: 9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM
Q.Why did MJ call Boyz II Men?
A.He thought it was a deliver service
Q. How do you know when it is bedtime at MJs house?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand
Q. Why did MJ go to K-MART?
A. Cause he saw a sign that said Boys pants, Half off
Q: Have you heard about MJs New Book?
A: Its called, The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing
Q: Whats the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and
the other you carry your groceries in
Q: What did the man on the beach say to MJ?
A: Get out of my sun
Q. What is MJs favourite Music group?
A. New Kids On the Cock