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  • Funny Joke: Mom, I'm Getting Married

    Mom, I'm Getting Married

    A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and...
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  • Funny Joke: 34 Cheesy Halloween One Liner Jokes

    34 Cheesy Halloween One Liner Jokes

    Q: What do ghosts eat for supper? A: Spooketi Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it’s Halloween!! Q: What is the most...
    10/31/2014 11:42:20 AM
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  • Funny Joke: The Commander and The Camel

    The Commander and The Camel

    One time there was an army camp in Afghanistan that just received a new commander. During the new commanders first inspection, everything checked out except one...
    10/23/2014 11:07:48 AM
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  • Funny Joke: Using Ebola To Your Advantage

    Using Ebola To Your Advantage

    I went to the beach and it was packed. Then I noticed a tall black guy walking among the crowds, selling his African trinkets and carved wood. I went up to...
    10/15/2014 9:00:37 AM
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  • Funny Joke: 25 Funny and Cheesy Viagra Jokes

    25 Funny and Cheesy Viagra Jokes

    How did the first man die from using Viagra? The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck. Whats the generic form of...
    10/4/2014 11:00:11 AM
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  • Funny Joke: 50 Reasons Why It's Good To Be a Man - Part 1

    50 Reasons Why It's Good To Be a Man - Part 1

    1.) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2.) Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3.) You know stuff about tanks. 4.) A 5 day vacation...
    9/18/2014 12:03:37 PM
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  • Funny Joke: Double Dose of Viagra

    Double Dose of Viagra

    A man walked into his doctor's office on Friday and asked for a double dose of Viagra. "What do you need it for?", the doctor asked. "Well, my ex wife is...
    9/1/2014 12:35:13 PM
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  • Funny Joke: Three Moms and The Psychiatrist

    Three Moms and The Psychiatrist

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the...
    8/11/2014 11:39:55 AM
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