Well the JK Marriage didnt last long. They decided to go out with a bang during their divorce hearing. (Spoof of the real one)
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man who j...
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.
Mr. Smith was looking ove...
Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pig...
A young Chinese couple gets married. Shes a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesnt know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses ...
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).
The average mans penis is three times the length of his thumb.
The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
Has to work hard
Has to work at great depths
Has to work upside down
Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment a...
Billy was on holiday in America and didnt speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.
He ends up going to t...
A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.
"Whats in the bag?" the youngster asked.
"magic apples", the old man replied.
"Prove it", said the y...