A couple, both age 67, went to a sex therapists office. The doctor asked,"What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzl...
I got a sweater for Christmas.
What I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench talking amongst themselves when a flasher came by.
The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
The first old lady had...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind h...
These kids knock down a dead tree only to have it come back up and smash one of them in the face!
You wont beleive this when you see it. These kids figured out how to make popcorn kernals pop using just their cellphones. Imagine what they do to our brain cells!
The Mythbusters created a giant Paintball Gun that shot thousands of paintballs at the same time to create the Mona Lisa in under 1 second. Cool!
You got some graphic arts skills when you can make the Mona Lisa in Paint!