Q: What do you call a 6.9?
A: A great sex position fucked up by a period!
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, Who is this?
This is the maid, answers the woman.
We dont have a maid, says the man.
The woman says, I was hired this morn...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? When Mary ...
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.
He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.
The cat start...
These guys are trying to get a spool of wire to the upper floor when they lose control of it. Cya!
Not sure where this kid was jumping to but that looks like it hurt!
The rocket failed and landed like a foot out of the launcher. RUN!