Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden.
He told the couple that ...
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Q: Whats the difference between pussy and apple pie?
A: You can eat your Moms apple pie.
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was
becoming routine and boring.
"Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why dont you try playing
doctor for an hour?"...
Q: What do you call a 6.9?
A: A great sex position fucked up by a period!
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, Who is this?
This is the maid, answers the woman.
We dont have a maid, says the man.
The woman says, I was hired this morn...