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  • Funny Joke: Son in law

    Son in law

    The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesnt usually take requests from...
    12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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  • Funny Joke: Up yours ANGEL!

    Up yours ANGEL!

    Santa was very upset. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right! Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting...
    12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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  • Funny Joke: Twas the night before xmas...

    Twas the night before xmas...

    Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I...
    12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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  • Funny Joke: Christmas Prays

    Christmas Prays

    A four-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking...
    12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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  • Funny Joke: 10 New Years resolutions

    10 New Years resolutions

    1.I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own) 2.I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. 3.When I hear a...
    12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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  • Funny Joke: Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover

    Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover

    1.You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devils pets. 2.Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay...
    12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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  • Funny Joke: New Years lecture

    New Years lecture

    On New Years Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a...
    12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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  • Funny Joke: New Years Wish

    New Years Wish

    On New Years Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing...
    12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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  • Funny Joke: Email Thanks!

    Email Thanks!

    As we approach the beginning of another year I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have...
    12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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