A blind carpenter walks into a lumber mill and shouts out, "I am a blind carpenter and I need a job."
The foreman walks over to the blind carpenter and says, "If youre blind, how can...
There were three women, one blonde, one red head and one brunette standing on a burning buildings roof in Ohio.
The fire department came with a blanket and yelled to the brunette to jump. She jumpe...
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bo...
A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.
The tomato says "Ive got the worst live, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich".
The piece of gum says "No, mines worse, I...
One day two brothers, Jack & John decide to go out diving for seafood.
They quickly manage to fill up a sack of seafood so Jack decides to take it back to shore & grab another sack to fill...
Use the left and right arrow keys to spin Aubital. Use the up arrow key to jump. Pressing space bar will use Aubital's sonar.
Someone blows up a lake and causes a homemade tsunami. Check out that wave.
The sex tape has come out. Tiger you are busted.
Q: Whats the definition of embarrassment?
A: Running into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose first.