He didnt go more then a few feet before the whole back axle came off.
After everyone leaves the office a cleaner comes in to watch porn and gets caught.
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought! because it wont work. The clerk told her that he cant give her a refund because she bought ...
A new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach th...
I was caring for a woman and asked, "So hows your breakfastthis morning?""Its very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I cant seem to getused to the taste" the patient replied.I ...
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I never figured out why men think with their head ...
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning alongthe parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids wh...