A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "Ive been shootin...

A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back Ive got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "An apple" replied l...

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the...

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, the women squirted it all over the doorknobs. He cou...

A middle aged couple went to a spouse swapping party. They met a Martian couple and thought it would be nice to switch partners for the night. So they went off with the opposite spouse. When the w...

A vampire goes into a bar and asks for a cup of boiling water. The bartender says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "Im making tea&q...

Jump as far as you can without getting frozen in place or blown up. Pretty cool game.