Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly As and a couple of Bs. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little ...

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?" "Yesssh! ssshomebody ssshtole my car!"...

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands performance as a lover. The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we ...

A couple, both age 67, went to a sex therapists office. The doctor asked,"What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzl...

I got a sweater for Christmas. What I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.

There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench talking amongst themselves when a flasher came by. The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. The first old lady had...