A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. ...

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she cant stand it any long...

This lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a turkey on her upper right thigh. She goes back to the same tattoo parlor two weeks later and asks him to tattoo a picture of a...

A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replies, "Boobs."

Two men are sharing a hospital room. "What are you in for?" The first man says. "Im getting a circumcision," his roommate replies. "Damn," exclaims the first ...

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasnt feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,"Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for ...

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Maria...During the course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how pretty Anthonys roommate was. Sh...