This one is a bit "WTF" but still entertaining..lol

A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your cunt?" "Fuck off, no you cant smell my cunt!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking...

Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort...

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool an...

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. You know what? says the 6 year old. I think its about time we started cussing. The 4 yearold nods his head in approval. The 6 year old c...

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "...

Use the sling shot to take out the balls in the air.