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Lie Detecting

Joke Lie Detecting

Tim was a salesmans delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. One day Tim came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot lie detector. About 5:30 that afternoon thei...
4/1/2009 12:00:00 AM
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All women LOVE Tiffanys

Joke All women LOVE Tiffanys

A lady walks into Tiffanys.. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she lets out a fart. Very embarrassed, she lo...
4/1/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Ive fallen and I cant get IT UP

Joke Ive fallen and I cant get IT UP

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I cant get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr. Jackson, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.&...
4/1/2009 12:00:00 AM
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The Name Game

Joke The Name Game

A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves The first child stands and says, "My name is Jane Johnson." ...
4/1/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Which side of the family do you come from?

Joke Which side of the family do you come from?

A little girl asked her mother: "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made." Two days late...
3/25/2009 12:00:00 AM
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My ass itches

Joke My ass itches

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on ...
3/25/2009 12:00:00 AM
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My cats thoughts

Joke My cats thoughts

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my c...
3/25/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Candace and the bananas

Joke Candace and the bananas

Candace was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help. - "Honey! "- said the psychic. "You will not have luck in love ...
3/25/2009 12:00:00 AM
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What a MAN is really saying

Joke What a MAN is really saying

"IM GOING FISHIN." Really means..."Im going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." &quot...
3/25/2009 12:00:00 AM
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