A waiter proposes to his girlfriend where they met 5 years ago. She was completely shocked.

That was a win, too bad those shorts are fail.

Snowmobiles can be dangerous even at low speeds. He messed his back up pretty bad.

A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have ...

Is he part turtle?

The robot's facial expression is perfect.

Some retarded reporter from infowars picked the wrong neighborhood to go and try to report that the FBI blew up the Boston marathon. Get the f*ck outta here.