Get the f*ck out of my house!
When the zombie Apocalypse happens don't leave home without your vibrator.
A southwest flight turns into stand up comedy.
A dachshund stuck in a coat sleeve.
Every bar and stadium should have this beer filling system. You can crank out the cups of beer extremely fast. No more lines!!!
Someone designed a robot to put ketchup on their hot dogs but it doesn't work so well.
A reporter is doing live coverage when he gets poop on the shoulder then in the mouth..lol
This is one of the downfalls of being a gymnast. If you don't land your flips correctly you are usually going to break something. In this case, both ankles.