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Funny Joke: The Costume Party

The Costume Party

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy...
2/28/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: The Mechanic

The Mechanic

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley...
2/24/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: The Dead Hunter

The Dead Hunter

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls...
2/18/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Little Johnny at it again...

Little Johnny at it again...

Little Johnny sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the...
2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Something under my?!?!

Something under my?!?!

Psychiatrists vs Bartenders
Ever since I was a child, Ive always had...
2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Tradition begins

Tradition begins

One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was...
2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Pussy vs Beer

Pussy vs Beer

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage:...
2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Drunks!

Drunks!

A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartender tells him, "OK,...
2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Beer Testing

Beer Testing

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a...
2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM
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