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Funny Joke: How to bathe your cat

How to bathe your cat

1) First …. dress for the occasion. A 4-ply rubber wet suit is...
5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Strange Phobias

Strange Phobias

French fry phobia: 1

George W. Bush phobia: 2
5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: How about a blowjob??

How about a blowjob??

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Two bums

Two bums

Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the...
5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Little Johnny

Little Johnny

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy...
5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Alzheimers vs AIDS

Alzheimers vs AIDS

Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimers or AIDS."

Husband:...
5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Ugly again

Ugly again

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and...
5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: I need more rope!

I need more rope!

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of...
5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Duct tape

Duct tape

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He...
5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Scrote

Scrote

In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose...
5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM
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